I cannot believe we wasted one week here. Everything about it is horrible. Why would anyone ever visit this country?
They have horrible beaches:
They don’t have a scenic coastline:
They don’t have history:
They have the worst forts, how was this place ever defended?
It is not romantic:
They don’t know art:
Their culture is boring:
No one likes rocky beaches:
Their wine is terrible:
Their sunsets are better indoors:
Don’t go to Cyprus. Or on second thought, maybe it isn’t so bad.
Check out our Cyprus country guide on why you SHOULD go to Cyprus: