Don’t Go to Cyprus

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I cannot believe we wasted one week here. Everything about it is horrible. Why would anyone ever visit this country?

 

 

They have horrible beaches:

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They don’t have a scenic coastline:

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They don’t have history:

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They have the worst forts, how was this place ever defended?

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It is not romantic:

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They don’t know art:

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Their culture is boring:

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No one likes rocky beaches:

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Their wine is terrible:

 

 

Their sunsets are better indoors:

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 Don’t go to Cyprus. Or on second thought, maybe it isn’t so bad. 

 

 

 

Check out our Cyprus country guide on why you SHOULD go to Cyprus:

Top 10 Places to Visit in Cyprus

 

 

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